The Stalker

Well, today I decided to go out for a run…yes, you have it… a run…I had plenty of energy to burn…no no not sexual energy although I have heaps of that too…over 2 years without getting any has seen to that…but you know those old movies where someone is walking, alone, on an empty street, but its like they can hear footsteps behind them a bit concerned they speed up but the seeming footsteps behind them speed up too…then they run and the footsteps started running also…and then you see the look of fear and trepidation in the face of the person who it is happening to…Well, today I had one of those moments… as I was out running…I heard this strange flip flop echoing sound coming after each step I took…I stopped and turned around…but there was no one and nothing around me that could possibly be making that noise…I couldn’t work out what it was…and it was freaking me out….seriously!…finally after a mile of running faster and faster trying to get away from it, but failing…it finally hit me what it was…it was the loose skin (due to the weight loss) on my lower tummy region flapping against my crotch….oh! oh!… I know…definitely going to have to look into a tummy tuck when I get down to my goal!!! He He He!