Well, today I decided to go out for a run…yes, you have it… a run…I had plenty of energy to burn…no no not sexual energy although I have heaps of that too…over 2 years without getting any has seen to that…but you know those old movies where someone is walking, alone, on an empty street, but its like they can hear footsteps behind them a bit concerned they speed up but the seeming footsteps behind them speed up too…then they run and the footsteps started running also…and then you see the look of fear and trepidation in the face of the person who it is happening to…Well, today I had one of those moments… as I was out running…I heard this strange flip flop echoing sound coming after each step I took…I stopped and turned around…but there was no one and nothing around me that could possibly be making that noise…I couldn’t work out what it was…and it was freaking me out….seriously!…finally after a mile of running faster and faster trying to get away from it, but failing…it finally hit me what it was…it was the loose skin (due to the weight loss) on my lower tummy region flapping against my crotch….oh! oh!… I know…definitely going to have to look into a tummy tuck when I get down to my goal!!! He He He!

Wow, is THAT how people are finding the love of their lives, these days…

The funny thing is that the night that I read the article…I actually woke up with a number in my head! I am not kidding you…I really did…I couldn’t get it out of my mind the same 7 digits kept popping up, tormenting me, enticing me, ridiculing me…dare I, actually, send a text message and see if it’s Cosmos’ way of showing me my future ‘Love Slave’. Hey it worked for them! How ’bout me. So after a couple of wines (at 11am in the morning…Give me a break…it was a crisis!) I ‘found’ myself getting my mobile phone and typing in a message…I didn’t want to tempt fate so I started off exactly the same as the guy in the story…”Did we meet last night?” What seemed like hours later the shrill beep of my mobile went off. From there we conversed back and forwards for about 10 minutes…here’s how it went:

There is a delay before he responds… so after awhile I added:

- ok…I lied…about the athletic body but…hey… do you blame me I was hardly going to tell him I was a 200+lb sumo wrestler now was I!

-Eckkkk…now I am definately going to hell…I lied again!

-GOTCHA!…this baby is all mine now!…Time to reel him in!

- DANG!!!!!

Oh well better luck next time! I tried…maybe the cosmos is not going to bring my ‘Love Slave’ into my life through text messaging…back to the drawing board for me. LOL! (By the way, for them that don’t know…I am actually joking…I maybe crazy but not THAT crazy!)

Oh my god…I laughed and laughed when I read that…I look forward to the day people can can tell I am pregnant when I actually am!!! The amount of times I have been asked if I was pregnant…and I wasn’t is kinda embarassing…so next time…I will use that line perhaps that will shut them up…HeHe!

Tonight I am writing as I recline on my couch with my foot resting high in the air on some pillows.

I had a bit of a scare a few hours ago..I was just going about my normal duties, getting the kids off to be and such, when felt a twinge of pain in my foot, just beneath my ankle. It, sort of, felt like I had sprained it…but I hadn’t…I didn’t think much of it but within an hour the pain grew and grew and semed to be getting higher and higher up my leg…It was so excruciating, I couldn’t walk or apply any pressure to it and it was actually making me nauseated…a bit concerned I rang the after hours practitioner (Dr) and explained what was going on…by this time I was breathing heavily and shaking so hard my teeth were chattering. The practitioner suggested I take some antihistamines and Paracetamol. I was in a bad way but I managed to track down some antihistamines from my next door neighbour…and within an hour the symptoms started diminishing…It turns out I was probably bitten by a spider and had an allergic reaction to it. I have NEVER been allergic to anything before so it was a bit worrying for me. But I am ok now, Thank God…apart from a still throbbing foot.

I think I will take it easy this weekend…LOL any excuse will do…I wouldn’t mind being a lady of leisure this weekend and getting everyone around me waiting on me hand and foot. hehehe! I know, I am evil…but I might as well use it to my advantage…would be a waste otherwise!…snap, snap…I am ready for my sponge bath now!!!

I saw this guy while surfing the web tonight…and I had such a good laugh I wanted to share it with you…I just love his attitude…My kind of man…You go boy…Have fun, Get wild, Let Loose!