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'Street Bump' - From The Lighter Side
Wed, Jun 27 2007 06:00 | LighterSide | Permalink

Ever Wondered What Your Bra Codes Mean?
Wed, Jun 13 2007 07:27 | LighterSide | Permalink
I laughed out loud when this came to my inbox today...My friend (who has 'Fakes') thought, in her infinite wisdom, that I would appreciate it. Well, I did and it was hilarious. I still have a sore stomach from all the laughing I was doing a few minutes ago...so I wanted to share! P.S make sure you pay close attention to the expressions on the men's faces as you scroll down. That is the funniest part!


















A little bit of background
Tue, May 8 2007 06:46 | LighterSide, FlabVlogs | Permalink
The Lighter Side of Large on YOUTUBE
Fri, Apr 20 2007 03:55 | LighterSide, FlabVlogs | Permalink
Hilarious Story
Sat, Apr 14 2007 06:04 | LighterSide | Permalink
F
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"So, I was talking to one of my friends, and she's kinda fat, right?
And this woman walks up to us, looks at my friend and asks "Are you pregnant?"
And she says "Yes, I got gang raped by twelve donuts."
Honestly, I almost died.
I just turned and walked away.
I couldn't even walk straight."
And this woman walks up to us, looks at my friend and asks "Are you pregnant?"
And she says "Yes, I got gang raped by twelve donuts."
Honestly, I almost died.
I just turned and walked away.
I couldn't even walk straight."
Oh my god...I laughed and laughed when I read that...I look forward to the day people can can tell I am pregnant when I actually am!!! The amount of times I have been asked if I was pregnant...and I wasn't is kinda embarassing...so next time...I will use that line perhaps that will shut them up...HeHe!

'Tub' Dam - From the Lighter Side
Sun, Apr 8 2007 03:57 | LighterSide | Permalink
Anyone want to wear my Big Fat ARSE!
Thu, Apr 5 2007 07:51 | LighterSide | Permalink
Me and a good friend...we'll call him Sponge Bob (cause he always seems to be sponging from me hehehe!) were discussing the other day about possible entrepreneurial outlets for me...I am the quintessential entrepreneur...always looking for new ways to support myself...anyhow...we got on the subject of the cartoons and were discussing putting them in a full colour book with captions sort of like the whole 'Blue Day' thing...Hmmm not bad really but the idea I was stuck on was putting the cartoons on t-shirts and selling them online with the captions on the back like 'I'm losin' it!' and on the front having the relevant 'I look forward to...' phrase for each cartoon etc etc WELL... I loved the idea and wanted to run with it so we were going through the cartoons to sort through which ones would be suitable, when I picked up one of my latest cartoons titled 'Bath Dam' he immediately turned it down saying 'Now Flab, who in heavens name would want to wear your huge arse on the front of their t-shirt... to which I replied..the slogan on the back of the t-shirt could read 'check out my flabuless arse!' We argued over this for quite some time...Now why I even wanted my arse on a t-shirt worn by someone, I didn't know, probably on the other side of the world...I dont know...but I hate loosing...so finally he dared me...'ok missy lets put it up for sale and see if anyone buys it...if you win, I will babysit your kids for two hours every friday night for the next month (I love to party friday nights! Although I don't get the opportunity much)...and if I win you have to massage my feet every day for the next month (yuck...massage those stinky flippers)...never one to turn down a bet I agreed...and so my loyal fans somewhere on this big wide world called the world wide web there is a T-Shirt for sale with my Arse on the front...I tell you what...if someone can find it, I will personally buy one for you as long as you wear it and send a pic so that I don't have to massage stinky feet for the next month! (yea yea I know thats cheating)....You'll have to look hard...It will look something like this:

So guys...comment here and tell me what the consensus is...should I release my own special brand of madness and go into the t-shirt design business? WHAT DO YOU THINK?
'Belt Find' - From the Lighter Side
Thu, Mar 29 2007 06:29 | LighterSide | Permalink
'Water Jam' - From the Lighter Side
Tue, Mar 27 2007 08:46 | LighterSide | Permalink

'Gstring Seduction' - From the Lighter Side
Wed, Mar 14 2007 05:41 | LighterSide | Permalink
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