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Dreamed up phone number leads man to a bride
From Yahoo News Mon Apr 9, 10:09 AM ETA British man has met and married a 22-year-old woman after, by his own account, dreaming of her phone number and then sending her a text message.David Brown, 24, says he woke up one morning after a night out with friends with a telephone number constantly running through his head. He decided to contact it, sending a message saying "Did I meet you last night?."Random recipient Michelle Kitson was confused and wary at first but decided to reply and the two began exchanging messages. Eventually they met and fell in love."It was really weird but I was absolutely hooked," Kitson told the Daily Mail newspaper. "My mum and dad kept saying 'But he could be an axe murderer', but I knew there was something special about it."After a long courtship, the oddly matched couple -- he's six foot seven inches tall and she's five foot four -- have just returned from their honeymoon in the Indian resort of Goa.A love-struck Brown said: "I've no idea how I ended up with her number in my head -- it's only a few digits different from mine."
The funny thing is that the night that I read the article...I actually woke up with a number in my head! I am not kidding you...I really did...I couldn't get it out of my mind the same 7 digits kept popping up, tormenting me, enticing me, ridiculing me...dare I, actually, send a text message and see if it's Cosmos' way of showing me my future 'Love Slave'. Hey it worked for them! How 'bout me. So after a couple of wines (at 11am in the morning...Give me a break...it was a crisis!) I 'found' myself getting my mobile phone and typing in a message...I didn't want to tempt fate so I started off exactly the same as the guy in the story..."Did we meet last night?" What seemed like hours later the shrill beep of my mobile went off. From there we conversed back and forwards for about 10 minutes...here's how it went:
Flabuless: "Wow Forgot me already...and after that wild night we had! its Flab"
"I was the gorgeous, brunette with the athletic body! and the Angolina Jolie Boobs...oops I mean lips"
- ok...I lied...about the athletic body but...hey... do you blame me I was hardly going to tell him I was a 200+lb sumo wrestler now was I!
Flabuless: "oh you know at the usual joint, I have seen you there many times"
-Eckkkk...now I am definately going to hell...I lied again!
Mr X: "Oh...yea I think I know"
-GOTCHA!...this baby is all mine now!...Time to reel him in!
Flabuless: "Do you believe in fate?"
Mr X: "Yes, sometimes"
Flabuless: "Well, I am a firm believer in fate and the cosmos bringing two people together...I think you and I might be soul mates"
Mr X: "Yea well, I don't know hun...I'll have to ask my wife about that one!"
- DANG!!!!!
Oh well better luck next time! I tried...maybe the cosmos is not going to bring my 'Love Slave' into my life through text messaging...back to the drawing board for me. LOL! (By the way, for them that don't know...I am actually joking...I maybe crazy but not THAT crazy!)

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