The Old Lady Never Recovered! (LighterSide Preview #1)
September 28, 2007
I look forward to…
Not having to always search for two seats together when riding a bus!
As I have mentioned, I am in the process of getting all the cartoons together for my book. My caricaturist Eric Jones is soooo talented. I tell him exactly what I want in the cartoons and he churns them out pretty much exactly as I had envisioned…often with 2 or three amendments of course…lol! I never imagined I would hear myself telling anyone…’Make me FATTER! I look too slim’ Usually when someone is drawing you or taking photo’s we are after the most flattering angles/lighting instead of making us look MORE like beached whales.
Its hard for him, I know, cause he is working off pictures of me NOW. When I am really after representations of what I was at 354lbs when it was ALL happening BABY!
I thought I’d share this one cause its one of my favorites. And yes, FYI the cartoons are based on real life experiences…fortunately, I never saw the old lady on that bus route ever again…I wonder why?
What do you think? Vote below!
‘Street Bump’ - From The Lighter Side
June 27, 2007

I look forward to walking down the street with friends WITHOUT accidentally knocking them into oncoming traffic!
Ever Wondered What Your Bra Codes Mean?
June 13, 2007
I laughed out loud when this came to my inbox today…My friend (who has ‘Fakes’) thought, in her infinite wisdom, that I would appreciate it. Well, I did and it was hilarious. I still have a sore stomach from all the laughing I was doing a few minutes ago…so I wanted to share! P.S make sure you pay close attention to the expressions on the men’s faces as you scroll down. That is the funniest part!










Hilarious Story
April 14, 2007
From
And this woman walks up to us, looks at my friend and asks “Are you pregnant?”
And she says “Yes, I got gang raped by twelve donuts.”
Honestly, I almost died.
I just turned and walked away.
I couldn’t even walk straight.”
‘Tub’ Dam - From the Lighter Side
April 8, 2007

I look forward to having a bath without causing a dam!














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